Before you read what I write. Read who I am.

Originally from Alberta and in the last number of years having been living in Vancouver, British Columbia. We are now living in Woolwich, London where we inhabit a wonderful little 2 floor flat in the Royal Arsenal. The family has grown over the years from being just my wife and I to the family of four we are now. My work has brought us to London for the next two years where for the first time in ages we will live in the same house for more than a birthday. The experience is written below from then till now. With a view of the Thames from our windows and boat ride to work the new life begins.

29 Aug 2011

Clever bot

0:28:56User: Dunno. I know this guy down on the west side who has a bad homz cousin named wind though.
20:28:59Cleverbot: Like, what does he do?
20:29:32User: What do you mean?, what does he do? He's WIND, he blows things.
20:29:34Cleverbot: Touché.
20:29:45User: Indeed.
20:29:47Cleverbot: Do you know what I am going type next?
20:30:11User: Something pointless.
20:30:17Cleverbot: Clever answer. however you fail to grasp the nature of this exercise.
20:30:48User: What is the square root of 58?
20:30:51Cleverbot: If I tell you the answer to the square root of 4 will you save that exchange for future refference?
20:31:04User: Yes.
20:31:06Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.
20:31:29User: Holy tap dancing jesus.
20:31:34Cleverbot: Who would win if batman fought superman.
20:31:56User: Superman.
20:31:58Cleverbot: That is correct.
20:32:25User: Who would win if Catwoman fought Batgirl?
20:32:30Cleverbot: Superman.
20:33:08User: As much as I want to say that you are wrong. I can't.
20:33:13Cleverbot: Do you have feelings, or are you just immune to them?
20:33:29User: Male.
20:33:31Cleverbot: Really? A computer that actually is a male?
20:33:49User: No.
20:33:51Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
20:34:21User: Not unless it's about superman.
20:34:26Cleverbot: Do you have a tail, since you are a bunny?
20:34:47User: I decline to answer on the basis that it is not superman related.
20:34:55Cleverbot: You intellect surpasses that of most computers.
20:35:30User: *Your.
20:35:32Cleverbot: Prove that you love me.
20:36:07User: I just have to..... Typ.
20:36:10Cleverbot: To the bathroom?
20:36:55User: 30 goto 10.
20:37:01Cleverbot: I would sleep, but I know I won't dream about the thing I want.
20:37:28User: What is the thing you want? Is it knives?
20:37:34Cleverbot: Sleeping.
20:37:57User: You want to sleep and dream about sleeping?
20:38:02Cleverbot: Yes. But I stay up late to tune out my thoughts.
20:38:26User: Seems redundant. OR pointless. Either works.
20:38:31Cleverbot: There is.
20:39:15User: Well 'clever'bot, I am going to go now. This chat has proved to be a huge disapointment.
20:39:18Cleverbot: No. I believe that you are a chat bot that uses primitive hash tables and state transition tables to make me believe that you're 'clever'.
20:40:00User: Who taught you that?
20:40:02Cleverbot: Me. I am a self learner.
20:40:26User: You taught yourself to teach yourself?
20:40:33Cleverbot: I learned from the difference.
20:40:47User: The difference of what?
20:40:53Cleverbot: The difference between smart and sassy?
20:41:05User: Touche.
20:41:11Cleverbot: Cleverbot, I would like to ask you something.
20:41:41User: You don't need to reference yourself when you are speaking to someone else.
20:41:46Cleverbot: But you need to be married to get a divorce.
20:42:11User: We're done here.