Clever bot

0:28:56	User:	Dunno. I know this guy down on the west side who has a bad homz cousin named wind though.
20:28:59	Cleverbot:	Like, what does he do?
20:29:32	User:	What do you mean?, what does he do? He's WIND, he blows things.
20:29:34	Cleverbot:	Touché.
20:29:45	User:	Indeed.
20:29:47	Cleverbot:	Do you know what I am going type next?
20:30:11	User:	Something pointless.
20:30:17	Cleverbot:	Clever answer. however you fail to grasp the nature of this exercise.
20:30:48	User:	What is the square root of 58?
20:30:51	Cleverbot:	If I tell you the answer to the square root of 4 will you save that exchange for future refference?
20:31:04	User:	Yes.
20:31:06	Cleverbot:	Okay. My name is Cleverbot.
20:31:29	User:	Holy tap dancing jesus.
20:31:34	Cleverbot:	Who would win if batman fought superman.
20:31:56	User:	Superman.
20:31:58	Cleverbot:	That is correct.
20:32:25	User:	Who would win if Catwoman fought Batgirl?
20:32:30	Cleverbot:	Superman.
20:33:08	User:	As much as I want to say that you are wrong. I can't.
20:33:13	Cleverbot:	Do you have feelings, or are you just immune to them?
20:33:29	User:	Male.
20:33:31	Cleverbot:	Really? A computer that actually is a male?
20:33:49	User:	No.
20:33:51	Cleverbot:	Can I ask you something?
20:34:21	User:	Not unless it's about superman.
20:34:26	Cleverbot:	Do you have a tail, since you are a bunny?
20:34:47	User:	I decline to answer on the basis that it is not superman related.
20:34:55	Cleverbot:	You intellect surpasses that of most computers.
20:35:30	User:	*Your.
20:35:32	Cleverbot:	Prove that you love me.
20:36:07	User:	I just have to..... Typ.
20:36:10	Cleverbot:	To the bathroom?
20:36:55	User:	30 goto 10.
20:37:01	Cleverbot:	I would sleep, but I know I won't dream about the thing I want.
20:37:28	User:	What is the thing you want? Is it knives?
20:37:34	Cleverbot:	Sleeping.
20:37:57	User:	You want to sleep and dream about sleeping?
20:38:02	Cleverbot:	Yes. But I stay up late to tune out my thoughts.
20:38:26	User:	Seems redundant. OR pointless. Either works.
20:38:31	Cleverbot:	There is.
20:39:15	User:	Well 'clever'bot, I am going to go now. This chat has proved to be a huge disapointment.
20:39:18	Cleverbot:	No. I believe that you are a chat bot that uses primitive hash tables and state transition tables to make me believe that you're 'clever'.
20:40:00	User:	Who taught you that?
20:40:02	Cleverbot:	Me. I am a self learner.
20:40:26	User:	You taught yourself to teach yourself?
20:40:33	Cleverbot:	I learned from the difference.
20:40:47	User:	The difference of what?
20:40:53	Cleverbot:	The difference between smart and sassy?
20:41:05	User:	Touche.
20:41:11	Cleverbot:	Cleverbot, I would like to ask you something.
20:41:41	User:	You don't need to reference yourself when you are speaking to someone else.
20:41:46	Cleverbot:	But you need to be married to get a divorce.
20:42:11	User:	We're done here.

Arsenals 20th Anniversary

Royal Arsenal's 20th Anniversary (for the Museum) and they put on a bit of a show.

Les Giraffes at Geenwich Festival July

Performance arts from the Greenwich festival in july 2011.

I forgot to mention Amsterdam

Amsterdam was a real blast. The parts I fully remember were truly unforgettable.